government proves t4 not a lucrative investment

Due to the fact that the primary stakeholder went to an educational institution in 2008, the Government of Canada has decided that its investment in the T4 (Tim Trying To Travel) fund is not as good an investment as it initially thought it was.  That’s not to say that the Government of Canada has completely withdrawn its donation.  The amount to be given is not as sizable as it was projected to be.  As a result, stringent controls on current funds are to be put in place for the goals of the fund to be reached on the timeline provided.

When reached for comment, the primary stakeholder of the fund said this on the record:

It’s unfortunate that it took a turn in this direction.  But as the old saying goes, you have to play the cards that you’re dealt.

He then was hurried away by his one bodyguard–it may have been his mom or his sister–into his Toyota Camry and sped off (sped off is obviously a relative term).